{"id":28475,"date":"2018-06-13T18:30:24","date_gmt":"2018-06-13T18:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/?p=28475"},"modified":"2018-06-13T18:30:24","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T18:30:24","slug":"face-paint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/2018\/06\/13\/face-paint\/","title":{"rendered":"Face Paint"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am very excited. You should be grateful that I’m not typing this with the caps lock on and embedding squeaking noises into this. (Dear Tech Support, is this possible?!) Give me a moment while I get myself together.<\/p>\n

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Crayola have a make up range!!! Available on Asos<\/a>, I obviously want it all. I want to draw on my face with crayons. I do not care whether it has staying\u00a0power, the level of pigmentation or that I will look like an overgrown toddler with impulse control issues and access to a shitload of sugar. Crayons for your face, people!<\/p>\n

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Life is simply better when you can draw yellow daisies on your face and slick on bright blue mascara and party like it’s 1982. I don’t want subtle, I want joyous and this range delivers giddy squeals when browsing. That’s what I want. Down with sensible, no thank you to tasteful and ladylike can sling it’s hook as well. Let your inner five year old lose with your\u00a0make up and see what happens. A fiver says it’s more fun than eyelash curlers…<\/p>\n

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pranav jain<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Maquillage news. This post is not grown up. Be warned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":28476,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[87,106],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/pranav-jain-613208-unsplash.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28475"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28475"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28477,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28475\/revisions\/28477"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}