{"id":27792,"date":"2018-01-05T17:00:40","date_gmt":"2018-01-05T17:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/?p=27792"},"modified":"2017-11-30T22:21:14","modified_gmt":"2017-11-30T22:21:14","slug":"thanks-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/2018\/01\/05\/thanks-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanks Dog!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My dog has turned interior designer, and he&#8217;s good!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The wee mutt developed a phobia about jumping off our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ikea.com\/gb\/en\/collections\/poang\/\">Ikea po\u00e4ng<\/a>. In the midst of some over-enthusiastic\u00a0barking, he&#8217;s obviously taken a tumble and was a little more reticent about getting off the chair. When I say reticent, I mean he wouldn&#8217;t move even for a custard cream. He would just stand there for up to 45 minutes and whine. I tried to create a ramp down for him, tempt him down with cheese, I even become a human landing spot. No joy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Instead, we moved the chair into the dining room and put our floral couch in the living room. It goes with nothing in the room. We have a navy rug, a big purple couch, a yellow feature wall and a big grey, blue and yellow tree vinyl on the opposite wall. This delicate red silk sofa does not go. It does not.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It looks brilliant. It doesn&#8217;t go, it doesn&#8217;t make sense but it&#8217;s cosy and it works. It is perfect for Camp Fizzy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I always knew my dog was a genius.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In which my dog takes up interior design.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":27793,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[172,115],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/interior-dog.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27792"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27792"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27794,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27792\/revisions\/27794"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}