{"id":27778,"date":"2017-12-09T18:00:33","date_gmt":"2017-12-09T18:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/?p=27778"},"modified":"2017-12-09T18:06:40","modified_gmt":"2017-12-09T18:06:40","slug":"hiding-presents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/12\/09\/hiding-presents\/","title":{"rendered":"Hiding Presents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are two types of people in the world. Those who hunt for their Christmas presents and those who wait for Father Christmas like good little children. I was always a hunter.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>As a child, I was a huge pain in the bum. Any bag that came into the house from November onwards was\u00a0surreptitiously searched. If goodies made it past my initial search then a full house sweep was arranged. I would venture into cupboards, climb wardrobes and look under cushions.\u00a0I was usually successful.\u00a0So successful that mum took to leaving presents with neighbours so I couldn&#8217;t find them.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>One year she was an unwitting collaborator. I was helping her with the housework while hoovering she moved the bed to reveal a Day to Night Barbie and her Home and Office. I have never had a happier day hoovering.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>She did best me one year by leaving my gifts under a pile of dirty washing. I&#8217;m sorry to report she gloated on Christmas day. I am even sorrier to report I would have done exactly the same thing. I wasn&#8217;t as bad as my cousin who tried, and very nearly succeeded, in trapping Santa. There was a lever and pulley alarm system and Father Christmas had to be on his game with that kid.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>As an adult, I am grateful for an attic with a ladder to make gift hiding easier. Beware though if a family member wants to help Father Christmas get the gifts down, make sure they are not too squiffy, as it can sound like a sleigh landing on the roof and the kids may wake up. There is nothing worse than making sure Santa is safe, holding on to a ladder and trying to hook your foot through a door handle to stop excited children escaping on Christmas Eve.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a style=\"background-color: black; color: white; text-decoration: none; padding: 4px 6px; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Ubuntu, Roboto, Noto, 'Segoe UI', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 1.2; display: inline-block; border-radius: 3px;\" title=\"Download free do whatever you want high-resolution photos from rawpixel.com\" href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/@rawpixel?utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=photographer-credit&amp;utm_content=creditBadge\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"display: inline-block; padding: 2px 3px;\">rawpixel.com<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You are either a present receiver or a present hunter. Guess which one the Fizzy Pixie is?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":27783,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[168,215],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/HIDING.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27778"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27778"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27863,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27778\/revisions\/27863"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27783"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}