Don’t tell anyone but I am a medium to high maintenance wife. Not in your standard three hours to get ready, jealous of her own reflection and a wreck after\u00a0three Lambrinis stereotypical way but I am a little bit nuts. I am slightly hyperactive, I am very loud, I have a tendency to share every thought in my head and I have no patience. Pray for my beloved husband.<\/p>\n
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We went to dinner and I got the idea for fizzy paddles so the monkeys and I could score Strictly with more gusto than usual. The immortal phrase of “pimp a table tennis bat” was uttered and I think the beloved momentarily lost his wits.<\/p>\n
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However he is a problem solving design champion so now I have a paddle that says “this gives me the fizzy” or “don’t pop my bubbles” for handy everyday moments like post office queues (bubble poppers) or perfect eyeliner application (fizzy). I am thinking of carrying this in my handbag for such emergencies.<\/p>\n
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The monkeys have a paddle each with a white board on the reverse for their thoughts. Proper fizziness goodness.<\/p>\n
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So thanks to the beloved for skills and to Louise Singh for the “don’t pop my bubbles” phrase. It takes a fizzy village people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Don’t tell anyone but I am a medium to high maintenance wife. Not in your standard three hours to get ready, jealous of her own reflection and a wreck after\u00a0three Lambrinis stereotypical way but I am a little bit nuts. I am slightly hyperactive, I am very loud, I have a tendency to share every […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":26596,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"
Don't tell anyone but I am a medium to high maintenance wife. Not in your standard three hours to get ready, jealous of her own reflection and a wreck of three Lambrinis stereotypical way but I am a little bit nuts. I am slightly hyperactive, I am very loud, I have a tendency to share every thought in my head and I have no patience. Pray for my beloved husband.<\/p>
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We went to dinner and I got the idea for fizzy paddles so me and the monkeys could score Strictly with more gusto than usual. The immortal phrase of \"pimp a table tennis bat\" was uttered and I think the beloved momentarily lost his wits.<\/p>
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However he is a problem solving design champion so now I have a paddle that says \"this gives me the fizzy\" or \"don't pop my bubbles\" for handy everyday moments like post office queues (bubble poppers) or perfect eyeliner application (fizzy). I am thinking of carrying this in my handbag for such emergencies.\u00a0<\/p>
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The monkeys have a paddle each with a white board on the reverse for their thoughts. Proper fizziness goodness.<\/p>
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So thanks to the beloved for skills and to Louise Singh for the \"don't pop my bubbles\" phrase. It takes a fizzy village people.<\/p>","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_20170811_175526153.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26594"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26594"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26594\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26599,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26594\/revisions\/26599"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}