{"id":26500,"date":"2017-08-08T17:00:06","date_gmt":"2017-08-08T17:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/?p=26500"},"modified":"2017-08-08T06:52:51","modified_gmt":"2017-08-08T06:52:51","slug":"a-unicorn-pooped-in-my-cutlery-drawer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/08\/08\/a-unicorn-pooped-in-my-cutlery-drawer\/","title":{"rendered":"A Unicorn Pooped In My Cutlery Drawer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Unicorns are evil. I know this because <a href=\"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/07\/02\/rivers-of-london\/\">Ben Aaronovitch<\/a> confirmed it.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>That said I am fond of an iridescent rainbow or two. Or eighty three.\u00a0I can&#8217;t help it. Every now again my inner 7 year old runs my life. A-ha are the best band ever, I want Findus Crispy Pancakes for tea and rainbows everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I got the proper fizzy when I found out that <a href=\"https:\/\/direct.asda.com\/george\/home-garden\/tableware\/george-home-16-piece-iridescent-cutlery-set\/050138663,default,pd.html\">Asda <\/a>sold iridescent cutlery. Rainbow cutlery. RAINBOW CUTLERY!!!! It&#8217;s out of stock but Google tells me that there are many other places to purchase these delights. This is amazing.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Now I have to go, my inner 7 year old wants to read the Beano and get a Nesquik before bed.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unicorns are evil. I know this because Ben Aaronovitch confirmed it. &nbsp; That said I am fond of an iridescent rainbow or two. Or eighty three.\u00a0I can&#8217;t help it. Every now again my inner 7 year old runs my life. A-ha are the best band ever, I want Findus Crispy Pancakes for tea and rainbows [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":26501,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[165],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/unicorn-poop.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26500"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26500"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26507,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26500\/revisions\/26507"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}