{"id":25649,"date":"2017-07-08T18:00:08","date_gmt":"2017-07-08T18:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/?p=25649"},"modified":"2017-07-06T22:08:07","modified_gmt":"2017-07-06T22:08:07","slug":"jimmy-malone-james","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/07\/08\/jimmy-malone-james\/","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy Malone James"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a dog. His name is Malone. He is a miniature schnauzer. He is the best dog.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I have wanted a dog forever but it was never the right time. Then we got Malone. He&#8217;s an eejit. He eats bird poo, is scared of bikes, is overly friendly and a gobby boy dog tart who wants everyone to love him. Apart from the eating bird poo, we are very alike.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I love him more than I can say. He forces me out of the house when I want to hide, makes me be brave and give him his freedom when my heart is in my mouth that he&#8217;ll run off with anyone with treats and comforts me when I&#8217;m upset because I can&#8217;t find the trifle bakewell tarts or there&#8217;s a sad advert on telly.\u00a0And have you ever watched a kid bond with a dog?! Oh my God, your heart will explode.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Get a dog. Borrow a dog. Volunteer at a rescue centre like <a href=\"http:\/\/merseysidedogshome.org\/\">Merseyside Dogs Home<\/a>. Dogs are boss.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a dog. His name is Malone. He is a miniature schnauzer. He is the best dog. &nbsp; I have wanted a dog forever but it was never the right time. Then we got Malone. He&#8217;s an eejit. He eats bird poo, is scared of bikes, is overly friendly and a gobby boy dog [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":25650,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[71,72],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/dog.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25649"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25649"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25649\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25652,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25649\/revisions\/25652"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25650"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutthefizzy.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}