STYLE

Foot Based Miracles

Sep 5, 2018

Slightly disgusting but life changing.

Face Paint

Jun 13, 2018

Maquillage news. This post is not grown up. Be warned.

I'm not sure if you've noticed but it's pigging freezing out there at the moment. I can usually tell myself that it's bracing, refreshing or a change from centrally heated clamminess. Not now. It is cold. I am cold. We are cold. While the shops are...

Christmas Plumage

Dec 21, 2017

There is an art to picking a Christmas day outfit

New Pyjamas

Dec 14, 2017

Christmas is all about fresh pyjamas

Getting Ready for a Night Out

Dec 8, 2017

It’s a party time G-Boo take over. Find your party pants people!

Sparkles!

Nov 17, 2017

Whacking on the sequins for Chrimbo.

Frock Shopping

Nov 6, 2017

I went party frock shopping yesterday. I am a fan of a frock. I am short, blessed in the boob department and have an arse you could serve tea from. Trousers can make me look lumpy. Not the type of lady lumps that you want, more overstuffed and well-loved sofa. A good...

A Riot Of Colour

Oct 9, 2017

Over the years I have carefully honed my beauty routine so that it is as unfussy as possible but I still look like me. Tonnes of black eyeliner, mascara and lip balm, or red lipstick when I'm making an effort. I love having a minimal kit as it is just the essentials...

Freedom Pants

Oct 4, 2017

I am a child of the 80's. I lived in ill-advised bodysuits and leggings. I still have the scars. Those poppers were lethal. I have been a legging refusenik every since. As an adult I have a troubled history with pants. I am short and curve so trousers...

Bambi Eyes

Oct 2, 2017

I am a lazy woman and I am fine with that. I want huge doe eyes with big fluttery eyelashes that cause a light breeze when you blink. I cannot be bothered applying false eyelashes on a daily basis. Lash extensions are not for me so I rely on mascara. ...

Luxurious Potions

Sep 16, 2017

The weather has turned, the heating is on, I can eat mashed potato and it's seasonally appropriate. Get in! The one downside is that I have really dry skin and it gets worse in cold weather. I am not a woman who can go without body lotion at the best of...