Unicorns are evil. I know this because Ben Aaronovitch confirmed it.
That said I am fond of an iridescent rainbow or two. Or eighty three. I can’t help it. Every now again my inner 7 year old runs my life. A-ha are the best band ever, I want Findus Crispy Pancakes for tea and rainbows everywhere.
I got the proper fizzy when I found out that Asda sold iridescent cutlery. Rainbow cutlery. RAINBOW CUTLERY!!!! It’s out of stock but Google tells me that there are many other places to purchase these delights. This is amazing.
Now I have to go, my inner 7 year old wants to read the Beano and get a Nesquik before bed.